So I was talking to this guy earlier tonight and he told me all I need to do to get through this month is to smile because I have a great smile. I just don’t know how to smile all the time without looking crazy like I’m sorry I have a resting bitch face but I promise I will try. If smiling like a crazy person will make October end then get used to it.

Don’t mind me just listening to my favorite Broadway songs instead of going to sleep

muchymozzarella:

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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yup

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coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

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jetbag:

MAN I WONDER IF THERES A MOVIE ABOUT A OUIJA BOARD ITS NOT LIKE THERES THOUSANDS OF PROMOS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE I TURN

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school: your tuition bill is-
me: oh darling, stars never pay

zackisontumblr:

i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’

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