" I like alcoholic beverages on special occasions… and it just so happens that I think life is super special. All the time. "

Things that say a lot about people:

  • the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
  • how they feel about the weather
  • whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
  • fingernails 
  • and hands in general
  • their preferred creative outlet
  • how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
  • whether or not they drink coffee
  • if they ever forget to eat
  • how honest they are with themselves (and others)
  • if they correct your grammar
  • how they treat their parents 

(Source: younghabitats, via faithlessbrooklyn)

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

(via -everdeen)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via blameitonthesilence)

" You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
Remember this:
One day you will be sick. "

derekhaleoween:

sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us

(Source: brigyda, via nightmare-kisser)

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

(via j-cherrybomb)